“Idle youth, enslaved to everything"

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"I guess I’m a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That’s okay though; I have more fun than most people."

- Bob Ross (via thedeerandtheoak)

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poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

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